"Yes, despite all my lady parts, I managed to capture the wicked witch."
• “you said you were looking for adventure. well, here it is, red!”
Courage! What makes a king out of a slave? Courage! What makes the flag on the mast to wave? Courage! What makes the elephant charge his tusk in the misty mist, or the dusky dusk? What makes the muskrat guard his musk? Courage! What makes the sphinx the seventh wonder? Courage! What makes the dawn come up like thunder? Courage! What makes the Hottentot so hot? What puts the “ape” in apricot? What have they got that I ain’t got?
Dorothy is Dean tho omfg, a “child of destiny chosen to kill the wicked witch,” with her father’s books left behind to help her on her journey AND SHE HAS A MOTORCYCLE THAT’S HER BABY AND SHE’S A COMPLETE BAD ASS WITH MAJOR DADDY ISSUES AND I JUST….
sometimes spn screws up writing female characters and then sometimes they dorothy